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		<title>Slick Google Image</title>
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		<title>Mexican Recliners</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Home Depot is having a sale on Mexican Recliners

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		<title>Little Johnny leaving school for christmas</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is near the Christmas break of the school year.

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		<description><![CDATA[STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much

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		<title>Great Qualities in Life</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two of the greatest qualities in life are:

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		<description><![CDATA[A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California

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		<title>Christmas Carols for the Disturbed</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Schizophrenia --- Do I Hear What I Hear?

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		<title>Buying a Horse</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his
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After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'

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